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Radwan Chowdhury – Some of our mind sees things differently than most of us do
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Some of our mind sees things differently than most of us do

“I woke up one morning and all of my stuff had been stolen and replaced by exact  duplicates.”Some of our mind sees things differently than most of us do. Famous erudite scientist once said…

 

1 –  I’d kill for a Nobel Peace Prize.

2 – Borrow money from pessimists — they don’t expect it back.

3 – Half the people you know are below average.

4 – 99% of lawyers give the rest a bad name.

5 – 82.7% of all statistics are made up on the spot.

6 – A conscience is what hurts when all your other parts feel so good.

7 – A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory.

8 – If you want the rainbow, you have got to put up with the rain.

9 – All those who believe in psycho kinesis, raise my hand.

10 – The early bird may get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.

11 – I almost had a psychic girlfriend…. but she left me before we met.

12  – OK, so what’s the speed of darkness?

13 – How do you tell when you’re out of invisible ink?

14 – If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something.

15 –  Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.

16 – When everything is coming your way, you’re in the wrong lane.Watch Jarhead 3 : The Siege (2016) Full Movie Online Streaming Online and Download

17 –  Ambition is a poor excuse for not having enough sense to be  lazy.

18 – Hard work pays off in the future; laziness pays off now.

19 – I intend to live forever…. so far, so  good.

20 – If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?

21 – Eagles may soar, but weasels don’t get sucked into jet engines.

22 – What happens if you get scared half to death twice?

23 – My mechanic told me, “I couldn’t repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.”

24 – Why do psychics have to ask you for your name.

25 – If at first you don’t succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.

26 – A conclusion is the place where you got tired of thinking.

27 –  Experience is something you don’t get until just after you need  it.

28 – The hardness of the butter is proportional to the softness of the bread.

29 – To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism; to steal from many is research.

30 – The problem with the gene pool is that there is no lifeguard.

31 – The  sooner you fall behind, the more time you’ll have to catch up.

32 – The colder the x-ray table, the more of your body is  required to be on it.

33 – Everyone has a photographic memory; some just don’t have film.

34 – If at first you don’t succeed, skydiving is not for you.

And the all-time favorite….

35 – If your car could travel at the speed of light, would your headlights work?

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